Potion Seller (Video)

Not to be confused with the Potion Seller (character).

Potion Seller is a documentary in which a desperate knight attempts to convince a potion seller to sell him his "strongest potions." It is unknown how Justin Kuritzkes acquired this footage.

Transcript
Note: To the clown who copied and pasted this 35 times, I will find you.

KNIGHT : Hello, Potion Seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.

POTION SELLER : My potions are too strong for you, traveler.

KNIGHT : Potion Seller, I tell you, I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

POTION SELLER : You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.

KNIGHT : Potion Seller, listen to me. I want only your strongest potions.

POTION SELLER : My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.

KNIGHT : Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.

POTION SELLER : My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions!

KNIGHT : Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now. I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.

POTION SELLER : You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man! You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong!

KNIGHT : Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!

POTION SELLER : You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man!

KNIGHT : Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller!? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!

POTION SELLER : I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest!

KNIGHT : ...Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions.

POTION SELLER : That's what you'd better do!

KNIGHT : I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!

POTION SELLER : Good! You're not welcome here. My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest.

KNIGHT : You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything... except your potions!

POTION SELLER : Why respect knights... when my potions can do anything that you can?

Trivia

 * Potion Seller is Justin Kuritzkes' fourth video.
 * The word "potion" is said 38 times in the video.
 * Potion Seller's 10th anniversary falls on September 22nd, 2021.