Kringle Jonas

Kringle Jonas is one of the Jonas brothers, a boy band popular for their various roles in Disney movies and shows. Kringle was a fan favorite for his long hair and name, which made him stick out like a sore thumb. Until November 13, 2021, there were no documented records of Kringle Jonas anywhere on the Internet or in newspapers. The reasons for this are still being investigated.

Role In The Jonas Brothers
The Jonas Brothers are a band comprised of four members: Nick, Kringle, Joe, and Kevin. The four were all brothers, and their last name was Jonas, which is how the band got its name, The Jonas Brothers. They were popularly largely thanks to their roles in Disney films such as Camp Rock and its sequel, Camp Rock 2. Kringle was often seen as a fifth wheel among the brothers, for his long hair and strange name and mannerisms. He had a very deep voice and large ears, and supposedly ate macaroni for breakfast each morning. He was known for his catchphrase, "HEY, YOU GUYS!" The other Jonas brothers often made fun of him for these attributes (Nick once famously called him the "Freaky Monkey Man", but it was always in good fun, and the brothers had a lot of love for each other.

Personal Life
Not much is known about Kringle Jonas's life outside of his relationship with his brothers.

Disappearance
On November 13, 2021, Reddit user u/Lorpyombus made a post describing Kringle Jonas, and asking if anyone knew of his whereabouts. They said that nobody else could seem to remember Kringle, and that his Wikipedia page was completely blank (it had previously been full of content). It seemed that all record of Kringle Jonas had vanished, except for Reddit user u/Lorpyombus's memories. The comments of this post consisted mostly of people claiming that Lorpyombus had gone insane. The following day, Lorpyombus discovered the photo of Kringle Jonas pictured in this article, and proved to Lorpyombus that he was not merely going insane. He created this article to document his findings and prove to the world that Kringle Jonas is real once and for all.

The Cover-Up
The Cover-Up posits that Kringle's nonexistence on the Internet is a conspiracy meant to erase his memory from the sphere of consciousness. It would have to have been planned by some very powerful people, such as, for example, the American Government, or the Potion Seller.

The Alternate Worlds Hypothesis
Scientists have long theorized that the nature of reality is comprised by many alternate worlds, or "parallel universes". In terms of Kringle, this theory states that two of these worlds somehow became merged, and Kringle was left behind. All that survives of Kringle is a few people's scattered memories and a few blurry photos.

Spontaneous Universal Deletion (SUD)
Spontaneous Universal Deletion is a theorized illness which occurs in multiple stages. In the first stage, your atoms are randomly and permanently removed from existence. The cause of this is currently unknown. In the second stage, all direct evidence of your existence is systematically removed. This includes photos, videos, and things you've created (which explains why all the Jonas Brothers movies only star the other three- all the ones with the full four were deleted). The third stage deletes memories and adjusts them to fit a universe in which you never existed. If this is all true and is what happened to Kringle, then it would imply that the process is imperfect, as (very few) certain memories and photos were spared. It is theorized that the photo actually depicts a Kringle impersonator, which is why it was not deleted.