Bus

"Hey guys, it's me, Bus!" -The Meat Sorcerer

Bus is a Bus from Illinois who like fish and enjoys being mean and rude. He is most well known for his cameo in The Iliad, where the Greeks create a "Trojan Bus" to infiltrate the city of Troy.

Personal Life
Bus was born in 1846 at a juntion of three roads. It was prophecied that Bus would one day have a son that would destroy Matthew Patrick, so he was forcibly sterilized. However, he had a son anyway, because he was just that cool.

Career
Bus has had many jobs